Normally I wake up two nights a week because of the garbage collectors scream and bang the bins as hard as they can when they collect garbage. If I am lucky, they stop to sort out the garbage in my street as well but that does not happen that often. I am so lucky when they do because the nice stench stays in my street for hours and in the middle of the night as well, I am so blest.
Then every month the nice ladies from the billing department comes and ask for 40 THB and I get a cool bill with no contact information or company name on it. When I once complained to the women that they had not collect the garbage, they just said they had no idea they just collect the bills. Well off course how stupid I am why should they know anything they just want my money.
Now the garbage truck has not been on my street for two weeks and it is getting all smelly and nice in the heat. I really miss someone waking up in the middle of the night as well so I called 1337 to ask what is going on. They gave me a number to the garbage people and I said:
-“Why do you not collect my garbage I paid my bill every month this is the second time nowâ€
-“Why do they not collect your garbage?†the man answered.
-“Why do you ask me why you not collect my garbage?†I replied back to the man.
“Because I do not know why they not collect your garbage,†the man replied.
That was the end of that conversation and I still do not know why they not come and collect my garbage in the middle of the night for two weeks now.
